Big question in Philly, is Donovan McNabb coming or going? Is he still the guy there or could he be on his way to Minnesota if Brett Favre shuts it down? Well, you can stop wondering, he’s not going anywhere! And that’s not speculation…that’s 100% fact.

And not because Adam Schefter’s Blackberry is blowing up with the report! Or Jay Glazer trains MMA with McNabb and got the inside story. No, with respect to those pros, this comes from an even more accurate source. A psychic! McNabb says, “…I have a psychic and she told me; she said, ‘good things are going to happen in Philadelphia and it’s going to be really good for you’.” There you have it! If a psychic says it, it must be true. And what a shock, that the psychic went with something as specific as good things are going to happen to you and it will be really good for you. Because that’s not vague or anything!

Hey I know you’re running your business out of that shack you live in next to the freeway on-ramp, but what do you say you turn over one of your tarot cards, or consult the bones, or swing you pendulum, or look into your crystal ball and tell us something a little more specific than, “I see you waking up tomorrow, Donovan”.

I can’t tell you how many intelligent people I know, people I really respect, who go to these freaks and throw down to hear them spew: “…I’m sensing you’re someone who likes to have a good get outta’ my head”. “He’s another 20…tell me more”. And don’t tell me, you just don’t get it, Rome…these people have a gift. I agree! The gift of finding losers and scamming them! The gift of thinning out your wallet by telling you what you want to hear, because your life is so jacked up. If you believe in psychics, you believe in fortune cookies.

I’ll give you a real prediction. McNabb will be back next year, not because a psychic says so, but …because Mike Vick won’t be. And because he’ still gives them a better chance to win than Kevin Kolb does. Deion Sanders has more credibility than Dionne Warwick.