Miami Heat forward Udonis Haslem says he’ll be vindicated after being charged with possession of 20 grams of the hippie lettuce, a third degree felony. I hope so. If not, the Heat really are loaded; they’ve got the big three, and now they’ve added the big tree. Now we know where all that smoke came from when Wade, Bron and Bosh went WWE on stage. It wasn’t a smoke machine it was Haslem below the stage with a bong, his stash and a box of blue tips. Allegedly. 20 grams, U?
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I don’t bake so I don’t know how much that is, but google conversions tell me that’s almost three quarters of an ounce. I’m not saying you’d need a suitcase to stuff that into, but I know you’re not slamming that into your one hitter either. Of course, there’s already a passenger trying to jump on the grenade for his guy. But that’s not a case of a knucklehead friend having a blunt without the big dog knowing; that’s an NBA player rolling in a high profile rig that smells like a reggae concert, who’s now facing a felony count. I hope he is vindicated but either way he should probably add some ink to that map of Florida he has on his back; you know: Disneyworld… the U…South Beach….weed bust. Memo to the Heat, you’re rock stars now, everyone is watching your every move. Just say nope to dope. And keep the Mary Jane out of your Mercedes.
