Yesterday may have been a good day for the low life’s who like to forward emails with N.S.F.W. in the subject, but it was a very bad day for Portland big man Greg Oden. Maybe not his worst day as a Blazer, but certainly his most embarrassing after nude shots of him started bouncing around the internet.
Oden owned it and apologized for it saying he sent the pictures to a lady friend about a year and a half ago. “Uh-oh!” I like Greg Oden. And I definitely sympathized with him when he broke his leg. And then his kneecap! And when everyone started asking what it was like to serve in World War II and then go first overall in the draft. But he’s on his own with this one!
Of course, posting someone’s nude shot online is the greasiest thing ever. But emailing nude shots to someone else is the most ignorant. After all, you can’t upload what doesn’t exist. And I don’t care how much you think you care for that person or she for you, there’s no way someone’s sitting on a Greg Oden nude shot and not showing it to someone. No way! And especially after that relationship goes sideways.
And even if the jilted person doesn’t stab you in the back, someone they sent that pic to will. Because if that picture exists, it’s going viral!
I don’t care when you did it, or who you did it for, or for what reason. If you do a self porno shoot…your pictorial is hitting the internet. It’s not a question of if, but a matter of when. And don’t be surprised when it happens, because it will. The only way to prevent is not to do it.
