Calipari Gets His Own Bourbon

Hey Kentucky fan! Ever run into John Calipari at the liquor store? If you haven’t, you will, trust me. He’ll be there! And not because he hits the bottle, but because he’ll be on the bottle! You know the guy is killing it there, if Maker’s Mark is giving him his own bourbon. And they are to benefit the UK School of Music. That’s fitting because it looks they threw Johnny Cash on the bottle instead of Cal.

My man is way ahead of schedule in Lexington, if he’s getting his own bourbon. That’s the sort of thing U-K fans will put in their wills. Changing Rupp Arena to Cal Court wouldn’t mean as much as getting his own bottle.

Everyone has a street named after them. Pat Summitt has two! But, I’ve never seen her face on a locally distilled 1-7-5 of Jack Daniels. Very smooth, Cal’! Smoothest thing I’ve seen since Hines Ward tricked out the Crown Royal for his teammates after the Super Bowl and then sent me the kit.

The only thing cooler would be me getting my grill on a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. They can bury me with that thing.

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