Remember back in April when David Wright unveiled his secret offseason weapon? “Situational Training” which included taking the lumber to the sitch’s sixer for vitamin water? Well come to find out, Adrian Peterson has been rolling with an offseason wingman of his own. Gary Busey; aka Buddy Holly…aka Angelo Pappas….aka Mr. Joshua. This spot is so alarming it’s awesome. Busey, looking and acting freaky as ever, is barking at the camera about the law, fantasy football, compensation and other indiscernible mishmash before he and All Day crash a fantasy draft. Bust up the joint and start clotheslining dudes. Mason Storm was impressed. Busey? Did Chris Johnson spend the offseason running hills with Margot Kidder? Weird; does A.P. even know who Busey is? Does Busey even know who Busey is? I know this, looking at this Cat makes me want to start crushing vitamin water. And vaccines.

Then again, if Busey can will former buckeye great Johnny Utah into an FBI agent, maybe he can get Adrian Peterson to stop spilling the pill.