Cincinnati Reds’ pitcher Bronson Arroyo has always been a man of many interests. A renaissance man of sorts! So it comes as no surprise that he’s been offered a role in an upcoming indie movie along with fellow MLB’er Eduardo Pérez. Even less surprising is discovering they only received the offer, because these legends turned it down first! Of course, they did.
Don’t insult J-WOWW by calling her people to offer her a cameo in an indie flick. What’s next? Are you going to ask Ronnie to audition? Because if you do, what you’re really asking for is to be knocked out!
Look, I get the film features a decent cast including Ice-T and Armand Assante. Assante has been nominated for a Golden Globe and won an Emmy, but has he ever iced a cat on the boardwalk for talking junk with just one shot? “Just one shot, kid, just one shot…I don’t think so.”
And I love Ice -T, but right now, Ice-T isn’t Paulie G. “Pimpin’ aint’ easy!” But neither is tanning. The shore kids declined the offer due to “their busy schedule.” Right! Busiest cats on the planet. G-T-L. Gym. Tan. Laundry. And calling each other bro all day long…and creping…and tanning!
The “Situation” doesn’t move until Scorcese calls.
Two rules: you don’t fall in love at the "Jersey Shore". And you don’t insult the Shore kids with offers like this. The reason they think they’re better than you…is because they are!
