Elk on if Hank Haney violated the code by writing a book about Tiger Woods: “Absolutely, 100 percent.”

Topics: Has decided to take it easy this year | His son is 15 playing high school golf | His son not wanting to play with him | Not wanting his kid to peek right now in golf | Not sure if Tiger is in the right mind set yet | Tiger could crack a smile every once in awhile | Tiger’s game | I think Tiger’s pissed at everything | Phil Mickelson is in a good mindset | Rory McIlroy | Thinks Mickelson is the favorite heading into Augusta | Hank Haney saying Tiger thought about joining the Navy Seals is rubbish | Haney got the Heisman from Tiger’s camp | Thinks Haney’s book will help Tiger |Haney 100 percent violated the code with Tiger | The Masters | Secret Javier’s run | California is a great place | Devil water | Been in the Moonshine lately | Thinks Twitter was invented for him | Two slugs of Moonshine and your in the bag |

Elk on Steve Williams’ bitterness towards Tiger Woods: “He obviously got to suck on the raw end of the sausage from Tiger’s camp.”

Topics: Steve Williams | Williams is only a reflection of what his player tells him to do | CBS shouldn’t have put a mic in Williams face | Williams is bitter | Steve is the best caddie out there | Steve Williams getting fired over the phone | Player and caddies always changed | Story about Williams’ back in the day | His caddie | Didn’t want his caddie to go with some other player when he was down | Elk giving his caddie $100,000 out of his $360,000 purse so he could buy a house | He’s a big caddie guy | The guys working for you are very important | PGA Championship this week | Hefty in a pink outfit | Mickelson saying he had the most fun at the Open Championship | The young guys on the Tour | Him at 28 | Jim being big time in West Virginia | Tweeting |

Elk’s thoughts on Nick Faldo saying Charl Schwartzel was one of his dark horses: “What a tool bag.”

Topics: 2011 Masters | Final round at Augusta | Thought Rory McIlroy would plow through the field on Sunday | Doesn’t know if Rory will bounce back; a lot of scar tissue there | The pressure of the final day | Tiger Woods | Woods’ rally | Tiger made everything on the front 9 | Tiger missing key puts | Charl Schwartzel | I played with Schwartzel and I thought he had it in him | Knew Schwartzel had mad game | Schwartzel has some moxy in him | Nick Faldo what a tool bag | Adam Scott | Jason Day | Scott’s putter | Future of golf | Secret in the dirt.com | Website is doing good |

Elk on playing golf with Kevin Costner: “It’s like a soft porn lingerie show with that guy; all of the Shelia’s are just packed in with mattresses strapped to their backs.”

Topics: At the Rose Bowl right now | Weather sucks | Secretinthedirt.com tour stop yesterday at the Rose Bowl | Daily video he shoots for his website | Houston Tour Stop was great | The back room of the Tour Stop | Aaron Brooks | Getting a crown and coke from every clone | Arian Foster being all pimped up drinking wine | Eric Winston | Clones getting Elk’s driver drunk | Clones hitting up Elk | Clones mixing his stories up | Playing Pebble Beach with Kevin Costner last week | Costner’s putter looking like a bong | Hanging out with some San Francisco Giants | Pat Burrell has problems man | Burrell running around the house buck naked |

Topics: Best Jungle moments | 2010 PGA Championship | Great weekend in Wisconsin | A lot of drama | Jungle support; the fans told me to slap Tiger with my sausage and rubber donger | Whistling Straits course is great | I couldn’t have played better | Crowd latched on me as the old guy | Playing with Tiger on Saturday | Love playing with Woods | Playing with Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer back in the day | Tiger’s game | Hefty is off the meats and cakes | Woods’ is not hitting it real good | Tiger isn’t right now | Mickelson being a vegetarian | I knew I had it in me | Golf Rankings | Dustin Johnson | Johnson not thinking straight | Can’t understand why some golfers don’t read the rule sheet | The sheet says it all | Love Dustin Johnson | Martin Kaymer | Meeting Kaymer for the 1st time | Betting his agent on Kaymer v. Rory McIlroy | Website secretinthedirt.com | Still has another run in him |

Topics: US Open at Pebble Beach | Pebble Beach Course is brutal | Weather will determine if any golfer’s got a shot at under par | US Open is always about hitting fairways | Tiger Woods | Woods is struggling with his driving | Not sure if Tiger will be a factor | Tiger must keep the ball in play; not sure if he can | People are clapping at Mickelson when he’s eating a burger | Phil’s smashing it | How to approach Majors | Experience at Pebble | 18th Hole | Tiger in 2000 | Social Networking | Secret in the dirt.com | Twitter | Colin Montgomerie | Monty covering his old neighbor | Tiger and Monty are on the square |

Topics: Long time since he’s been in the Jungle | Last year was rough | Masters talk | Phil made some unbelievable shots at Augusta | Got to give props to Mickelson, he’s a legend | Pebble Beach US Open 2010 | Phil will never get over 2006 US Open | Jungle Talk | Tiger Woods played good | New golf social instructional website, secretinthedirt.com | Not sure if he’s better at Golf or being a guest in the Jungle | Young guys coming up are dedicated, need to be more like Mickelson though | Phil’s always been wired to go for it | Freddy Couples played in tennis shoes